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Burp Me Cargo – Cotton Pants with Denim Detail & Bib Print
This ain’t denim—it’s comedy. The Burp Me Khakis are what happens when military surplus stumbles into daycare and comes out with trauma. Half-uniform, half-playpen, fully unhinged. Khaki built for authority, denim patched for attitude, and a screaming red bib print dead-center like a dare you can’t unsee.

These pants smell like spilled juice boxes, hot concrete, and the sharp tang of respect you never asked for. It’s toddler energy cuffed in cotton, dressed up for a street fight nobody scheduled.

The Details
Straight-leg cotton cargo with contrasting denim panel details. Oversized red “Burp Me” bib graphic printed bold across the thigh—part nursery, part warning label. Relaxed fit with pockets deep enough to hide snacks, secrets, or a pacifier chain. Button closure and belt loops for grown-up performance, childish undertones intact.

Wear them when you’re caught between boardroom and playground, or when you just want your outfit to say handle me carefully, but still handle me.

Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Wash with like-colored garments. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature (max 30℃ or 90℉).

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