#L8NC - Big D-E Shorts
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Hello My Name Is Big Dick Energy Shorts
These shorts introduce themselves immediately.
The Hello My Name Is Big Dick Energy Shorts flip the classic name-tag graphic into a bold, full-front statement. Set against a black base, the oversized torn-label style print spans both legs, creating a confrontational, unapologetic look that reads loud from across the room. The visual texture gives the graphic a worn, sticker-like feel while keeping the silhouette clean and wearable.
Confident. Direct. Not here to whisper.
The Details
Fabric: 95 percent polyester, 5 percent spandex
Fabric Weight: 135 g
Fit: Men’s regular fit
Color: Black
Design: All-over print with oversized front graphic
Waist: Elastic waistband with adjustable drawstring
Design Highlights
• Large “Hello My Name Is” style graphic across the front
• Bold typography with distressed label effect
• Black base for high contrast and impact
• Lightweight stretch fabric for comfort and movement
• Designed to be the focal point of the fit
Wear these with a simple tee or hoodie and let the shorts handle the talking. They’re built for summer heat, confident personalities, and people who don’t need disclaimers.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold
Do not bleach
Hang dry or tumble dry low
Do not iron directly on printed areas
Size Guide
| Inch | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| Length | 17.3 | 18.1 | 18.9 | 19.7 | 20.1 | 20.5 | 20.9 | 21.3 |
| Waist | 28.0 | 31.1 | 34.3 | 37.4 | 39.0 | 40.6 | 41.7 | 46.1 |
| Hip | 37.0 | 40.6 | 43.7 | 46.9 | 48.4 | 50.0 | 53.9 | 57.1 |
| Centimeter | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| Length | 44 | 46 | 48 | 50 | 51 | 52 | 53 | 54 |
| Waist | 71 | 79 | 87 | 95 | 99 | 103 | 106 | 117 |
| Hip | 94 | 103 | 111 | 119 | 123 | 127 | 137 | 145 |
Allow 10–15 business days for processing and delivery.
Final sale. Please review sizing before purchase.
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