
#L8NC - Want Fries With That Patchwork Pullover Hoodie
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Want Fries With That Hoodie – Double Layer Red Apron Design
This ain’t uniform—it’s ultimatum. The Want Fries With That Hoodie is what happens when a graveyard diner shift clocks out and heads straight to the block. Double-layer cotton for weight, printed like a bright red apron, decorated with fast food lapel pins like medals earned in the kitchen trenches.
This hoodie smells like fryer grease, late-night milkshakes, and the kind of conversations only happening at 2AM in sticky vinyl booths. It’s service industry survival stitched in fleece, cuffed at the wrist, zipped in sarcasm.
The Details
Men’s double-layer hoodie in heavyweight cotton fleece. Apron-red body print across the chest and torso. Detailed with graphic fast food lapel pins—arches, crowns, sundaes, tacos—scattered like trophies on the front. Oversized hood, kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem for structure. Double-layer construction for warmth and weight, because night shifts always run cold.
Wear it when you’re done smiling for customers, still smelling like fries, or just here to remind the world that the uniform doesn’t wear you—you wear the uniform.
Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Wash with like-colored garments. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature (max 30℃ or 90℉).
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